Heavy Metal Bands in Poor English-Speaking Countries Have The Best Names

Rainborn and Facebreaker are blatantly the result of Germans playing noun-verb Madlibs. And someone needs to brief the German people that you can’t just put the phrase ‘of death’ after anything and make it sound hardcore (I’m looking at you, Singstars of Death).

But anyway, yeah, disfigure that prostitute! Fuck the commerce! We take Visa and PayPal!

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7 responses to “Heavy Metal Bands in Poor English-Speaking Countries Have The Best Names

  1. Kevin

    Nice. Now I can’t stop laughing at “Debt of Nature”.

  2. Kevin

    On the other hand, “Surprise Guest” is a really clever band name. It works best when they get last billing like this.

  3. csrster

    When I get home this evening I’m definitely checking “Erotic Gore Cunt” out on Youtube.

  4. I’d love to get an Erotic Gore Cunt t-shirt. It’ll go great when my Brutal Dildos one is in the wash.

  5. Which poor English-speaking country is this? Zimbabwe?

  6. I think the “of Death”-phrase is the joke in the name. I mean… they’re transvestites who are playing grindcore!

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