How the fuck is this not fake?
UPDATE:
Fox News's "Crime Expert" posted a response to the popularity (and scrutiny) this piece has received on his website:
Clarification and apology:
During the O’Reilly Factor segment on June 21st, while engaged in a discussion on Lesbian gangs, I inadvertently stated that gang members carry pistols that are painted pink and call themselves the "Pink Pistol Packing Group." I was not referring to the gay rights group "Pink Pistols" who advocates for the lawful rights of gays to carry weapons for protection. Further, I mentioned that there are "over 150 of these gangs" in the greater Washington DC area. What I actually meant is that there are over 150 gangs in the Washington DC area, some of which are in fact lesbian gangs. Lastly, I mentioned in the segment that there is this "national epidemic" of lesbian gangs. A better choice of words would have been to say that there is a growing concern nationally, and especially in major urban areas, of increased gang activity, which includes some lesbian gang activity.
I apologize for any misunderstanding this may have caused.
Sincerely,
Rod Wheeler
No biggie, Rod. Similarly, when I reported that "Your mom loves athletic sex in the shower," I may have inadvertently given the impression that the words coming out of my mouth were true. What I actually meant was that some people, not necessarily women and not necessarily the mother of you, enjoy sexual intercourse. Not necessarily in the shower, but in various locations.
A better choice of words would have been something along the lines of 'Certain individuals are sex-liking'. I don't feel bad enough to actually apologize for anything I said, but I am sorry for the misunderstanding that may have been caused by taking those words for their actual meaning.
Sincerely,
Mike
P.S. But not as much as she likes it in the kitchen.
