How the fuck is this not fake?
Fox News's "Crime Expert" posted a response to the popularity (and scrutiny) this piece has received on his website:
Clarification and apology:
During the O’Reilly Factor segment on June 21st, while engaged in a discussion on Lesbian gangs, I inadvertently stated that gang members carry pistols that are painted pink and call themselves the "Pink Pistol Packing Group." I was not referring to the gay rights group "Pink Pistols" who advocates for the lawful rights of gays to carry weapons for protection. Further, I mentioned that there are "over 150 of these gangs" in the greater Washington DC area. What I actually meant is that there are over 150 gangs in the Washington DC area, some of which are in fact lesbian gangs. Lastly, I mentioned in the segment that there is this "national epidemic" of lesbian gangs. A better choice of words would have been to say that there is a growing concern nationally, and especially in major urban areas, of increased gang activity, which includes some lesbian gang activity.
I apologize for any misunderstanding this may have caused.
No biggie, Rod. Similarly, when I reported that "Your mom loves athletic sex in the shower," I may have inadvertently given the impression that the words coming out of my mouth were true. What I actually meant was that some people, not necessarily women and not necessarily the mother of you, enjoy sexual intercourse. Not necessarily in the shower, but in various locations.
A better choice of words would have been something along the lines of 'Certain individuals are sex-liking'. I don't feel bad enough to actually apologize for anything I said, but I am sorry for the misunderstanding that may have been caused by taking those words for their actual meaning.
P.S. But not as much as she likes it in the kitchen.