Today's productivity-assassin has been this bullshit.
Yes, I have an essay due Monday. No, I don't have anything to do today other than type, flip pages, and hit CTRL-S. What does this mean? Why, that I've been futzing around on the Internet all morning. How the hell can I get work done when I'm sitting in front of an invention that only exists to distract me? It's like trying to handwrite an essay on a stripper.
Anyway, here's some samples from the most geeky-awful-tremendous-appalling Website I've ever seen. It's like a roller coaster of emotion in here.
Ugh. I have to go destroy something beautiful now.