Today's productivity-assassin has been this bullshit.
Yes, I have an essay due Monday. No, I don't have anything to do today other than type, flip pages, and hit CTRL-S. What does this mean? Why, that I've been futzing around on the Internet all morning. How the hell can I get work done when I'm sitting in front of an invention that only exists to distract me? It's like trying to handwrite an essay on a stripper.
Anyway, here's some samples from the most geeky-awful-tremendous-appalling Website I've ever seen. It's like a roller coaster of emotion in here.
Ugh. I have to go destroy something beautiful now.
I go through this everyday. I am a professional do nothing. All I do is futz on the net. There will be a 12 step for this. Mark my words.
http://www.collective-heartburn.blogspot.com/2006/11/my-name-is-jonathan-and-i-am.htmlOngoing.
Dude… you got me addicted to this site now!UBM